Monday, 26 January 2009
Yo
Contains traces of
all your base are belong to us,
blah,
coolness,
evolution,
funny,
image,
self improvement,
the green side,
trees,
war on terra,
wtf?
Wednesday, 21 January 2009
Ayo Technology
Contains traces of
bodypaint,
freud,
garanteed sugar free,
love,
music,
sex,
stupid computer,
video,
what's that smell?
Tuesday, 20 January 2009
Fear not the darkness
'Maybe there is a beast....maybe it's only us.'
~ William Golding: Lord of the flies
Both for our early ancestors and for modern man, night is a scary time of day. The inevitable darkness hides everything that is not illuminated by the light of a campfire or a lamp post; scary monsters can lurk nearby, just out of sight.
Mankind's active imagination turns innocent noises into threatening foes. It is wise to suspect the worst, so every bird in the undergrowth can be a pack of wolfs in waiting; every backstreet mouse can be a serial killer looking for a victim.
While this simple principle can be effective and even life-saving, it is inherently flawed. The real world holds far less dangers than the mind perceives. Likewise, what is optically revealed by the light is not always so innocent and true to its appearance as one might hope.
People who fear the darkness, fear their own imagination more than anything.
It has been said that most of the human brain is not used. While this statement is controversial, it does imply that mankind may not be living up to its potential, which sounds like a fair assumption. Are you living up to all your potential, in every way? Not likely -- but I mean that without offense. Growing in one direction means simply not growing (much) in another direction.
Much untapped potential still exists, and why would anyone want to waste such precious possibilities? Would you not rather be the person you can be, rather than the empty shadow of that complete self?
Do not be scared of the darkness within you. Explore the deep depths of your own mind, uncover the secrets that are hidden still, and expose the harmless spectres of your own fear. Understand yourself -- improve yourself.
Stop fighting your inner demons; accept them. They're merely another part of you.
Only thus can you face the challenges life throws your way. The mere sight of your confidence will change the mind of many who seek to oppose you.
Imagine, if you will, the imposing figure of Darth Maul. More than his mastery with both the Force and the blade, the complete control over himself and the selfconfidence are what make this Dark Lord so terrifying.
Fear not the darkness within you; embrace it.
~ William Golding: Lord of the flies
Both for our early ancestors and for modern man, night is a scary time of day. The inevitable darkness hides everything that is not illuminated by the light of a campfire or a lamp post; scary monsters can lurk nearby, just out of sight.
Mankind's active imagination turns innocent noises into threatening foes. It is wise to suspect the worst, so every bird in the undergrowth can be a pack of wolfs in waiting; every backstreet mouse can be a serial killer looking for a victim.
While this simple principle can be effective and even life-saving, it is inherently flawed. The real world holds far less dangers than the mind perceives. Likewise, what is optically revealed by the light is not always so innocent and true to its appearance as one might hope.
People who fear the darkness, fear their own imagination more than anything.
It has been said that most of the human brain is not used. While this statement is controversial, it does imply that mankind may not be living up to its potential, which sounds like a fair assumption. Are you living up to all your potential, in every way? Not likely -- but I mean that without offense. Growing in one direction means simply not growing (much) in another direction.
Much untapped potential still exists, and why would anyone want to waste such precious possibilities? Would you not rather be the person you can be, rather than the empty shadow of that complete self?
Do not be scared of the darkness within you. Explore the deep depths of your own mind, uncover the secrets that are hidden still, and expose the harmless spectres of your own fear. Understand yourself -- improve yourself.
Stop fighting your inner demons; accept them. They're merely another part of you.
Only thus can you face the challenges life throws your way. The mere sight of your confidence will change the mind of many who seek to oppose you.
Imagine, if you will, the imposing figure of Darth Maul. More than his mastery with both the Force and the blade, the complete control over himself and the selfconfidence are what make this Dark Lord so terrifying.
Fear not the darkness within you; embrace it.
Contains traces of
dark side,
darkness,
evolution,
identity,
lord of the flies,
misunderstood,
nightvision,
philosophy,
self improvement,
world domination
Sunday, 18 January 2009
Saturday, 17 January 2009
He Man
Contains traces of
all your base are belong to us,
blah blah,
cartoon,
he man,
retro,
video,
world domination,
your label here
Gadget
Am I not your favourite gadget no more now? How come not anymore?
I heard stories that you're shopping around, you've been all over town with some slut hanging round your neck... Now I'm broken down and out.
Am I not your favourite gadget no more, how come my little baby? Am I not your favourite gadget no more now, how come not anymore? Since you bought me, I feel lonely. Since that day things are wrong. Could you not repair me, honey? Is my warranty garanteed gone?
Oh, second hand for ever and ever old, for ever and ever second hand now, oh no! I've been bought, I've been sold, but I just needed some fixing! I feel cheap, but I'm not a bargain.
Just for you I keep waiting. Oh, second hand now...
Am I not your favourite gadget no more, how come my little baby? Am I not your favourite gadget no more now, how come not anymore? (Nananana...)
I've been bought, I've been sold -- but I just needed some fixing! I feel cheap, but I'm not a bargain. Just for you i keep waiting.
Am I not your favourite gadget, no more? What did I do, baby?
~original lyrics by Ellen ten Damme, "Gadget"
Contains traces of
devolution,
gadget,
misunderstood,
music,
poetry,
truth
Friday, 16 January 2009
Thursday, 15 January 2009
Monday, 5 January 2009
Menage-a-Wii
Contains traces of
all your base are belong to us,
disturbing,
feeling hoth,
funny,
perv,
sex,
video,
what's that smell?
Thursday, 18 December 2008
It's the little things in life
For all those simple moments in life, when everything seems so carefree, and suddenly, all you can really say is... WTF?














Contains traces of
all your base are belong to us,
cat,
disturbing,
funny,
image,
world domination,
wtf?
Wednesday, 17 December 2008
Errr...
Contains traces of
all your base are belong to us,
blog,
cat,
disturbing,
misunderstood,
red pill,
secret underground bunker,
wtf?
Thursday, 11 December 2008
On fire
Girl, you are driving me crazy -- in the best way possible.You see, I think you're awesome. You're sweet, you're sexy, you're funny, you're kind... You're everything a Dragon could hope for.
Yet I am fearful to let myself go.
Do not think for a moment that I did not mean what I said -- I do. Do not think that I don't believe you -- I do.
It is hard for me to explain my anxiety without giving the wrong impression. It's not that I don't want you, but I think I fear to go too fast.
It is not long since last I had a girl, and I find myself craving love and intimacy. I also found myself projecting those on people that I shouldn't or wouldn't.
I fear, not for hurting myself, but for hurting you. By going too fast, by building on foundations that might not be as strong as I would like them to be.
I do want you. But I don't want it all, yet.
Does that make sense? Am I sounding bitter? I don't know. But I do know that you've turned my world upside down.
Baby, you're hot. And I'm on fire. Don't let me burn up all at once.
Contains traces of
dragon,
feeling hoth,
love,
seriousness,
stroking my own wookiee,
truth
Friday, 5 December 2008
Mickey van Gogh
Contains traces of
all your base are belong to us,
art,
bodypaint,
misunderstood,
world domination
Monday, 24 November 2008
Beelzeboss
Contains traces of
devil,
disturbing,
funny,
movie preview,
music,
red pill,
rock,
the D,
toothpaste,
video
Love is gone
Contains traces of
disturbing,
freud,
funny,
garanteed sugar free,
music,
scoundrel,
video,
work,
world domination
Thursday, 20 November 2008
Letter to a demon
Dear mister Devil,Hope you're well. I'm doing fine, but there is a philosophical question I've been wanting to ask you for a while.
I know that you're not as evil as people say. I know that you're just a simple guy trying to make a living off of other people's misery. I see that, and I respect that. After all, what else do undertakers, lawyers, policemen, psychologists and politicians do but make a job out of the inherent flaws and mistakes of mankind?
After all, you haven't created man. Nor are you to blame for man's faults.
An alternative to the fluffy goodness is now as necessary and desired as ever. A more realistic view of life, love and death.
However, I have heard several rumors about an exclusive underground resort you supposedly run. This place, often by the name of 'Hades' or 'Hell', is said to be every schoolboy's dream: scantily clad female demons with an open mindedness that surpasses even my own fantasies, geek approved cartloads of awesomeness in degraded outfits and accessories -- like the option to walk around as a walking, groaning, decomposing corpse -- and no consequences for any misbehavior, except perhaps thunderous applause or a better room.
I, for one, can't wait to spend some time there. Did you get my application?
The question I have been wanting to ask you, concerns this supposed resort. Considering the outfits of staff members, residents and demons alike, I guess there is reason to believe that 'Hell' is unlikely to ever "freeze over".

Since I'm all about global warming since that cute girl warned me about the dangers of regular light bulbs -- don't worry, she's in my fridge. Well, parts of her, anyway -- I really am curious about something.
Is there an environmentally-friendly air conditioner in 'Hell'? Can it be turned down at all?
Thanks for replying. You should come over for coffee sometime.
Forever yours (you wish),
DragonFang
Contains traces of
devil,
evil,
farting,
funny,
hokey religions or a blaster on your side?,
letter,
nudity,
the D,
what's that smell?
Thursday, 6 November 2008
Once more with feeling
I admit, I stole this from Aurin. Thank you, Aurin. ;)
Contains traces of
art,
funny,
kiss a wookiee,
music,
star wars,
video,
what's that smell?
Tuesday, 21 October 2008
Did you know...
...that elephants are plotting to conquer the world? They're just not very succesful at it, because their numbers are decreasing rapidly.
...that during the second-to-last Ice Age, hell froze over? The devil's heart is still cold and bitter.
...that that's no moon? It's a crumble of cheese in your eye. Really, get rid of it. It's disgusting.
...that the Second World War, unlike the first one, did not involve the entire world getting into a fight? Antartica didn't fight in the war, for example. It has been the theory of experts that the specialised penguin bomb squad was unavailable due to a mass fishing trip.
...that black is the new black? Gothics worldwide are changing their wardrobe to bright colors.
...that during the second-to-last Ice Age, hell froze over? The devil's heart is still cold and bitter.
...that that's no moon? It's a crumble of cheese in your eye. Really, get rid of it. It's disgusting.
...that the Second World War, unlike the first one, did not involve the entire world getting into a fight? Antartica didn't fight in the war, for example. It has been the theory of experts that the specialised penguin bomb squad was unavailable due to a mass fishing trip.
...that black is the new black? Gothics worldwide are changing their wardrobe to bright colors.
Contains traces of
all your base are belong to us,
devil,
did you know?,
disturbing,
funny,
goth,
ice,
poodoo,
star wars,
sunscreen,
war on terra,
world domination
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