Did you know...

...that elephants are plotting to conquer the world? They're just not very succesful at it, because their numbers are decreasing rapidly.

...that during the second-to-last Ice Age, hell froze over? The devil's heart is still cold and bitter.

...that that's no moon? It's a crumble of cheese in your eye. Really, get rid of it. It's disgusting.

...that the Second World War, unlike the first one, did not involve the entire world getting into a fight? Antartica didn't fight in the war, for example. It has been the theory of experts that the specialised penguin bomb squad was unavailable due to a mass fishing trip.

...that black is the new black? Gothics worldwide are changing their wardrobe to bright colors.

Dark Lord of the Drapes

Vader: Behind the mask

Blah blah.

Blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah blah? Blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah; blah blah! Blah.

Blah blah. Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah. Bla? Blah blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah.

Blah.

Scuse me.

*burp*