You should join the Dark Side; it's fun!Get your Force potential tested today, at one of the many Sith lairs in a wretched hive of scum and villainy near you. And perhaps you'll be cutting down your foes with your very own scarlet lightsaber by tomorrow!
And there's more. Join today, and you'll get a box of cookies at no extra charge!
Join the Dark Side. It's a way of life - and a way of electrocuting your opponents with your bare hands.