...that elephants are plotting to conquer the world? They're just not very succesful at it, because their numbers are decreasing rapidly.
...that during the second-to-last Ice Age, hell froze over? The devil's heart is still cold and bitter.
...that that's no moon? It's a crumble of cheese in your eye. Really, get rid of it. It's disgusting.
...that the Second World War, unlike the first one, did not involve the entire world getting into a fight? Antartica didn't fight in the war, for example. It has been the theory of experts that the specialised penguin bomb squad was unavailable due to a mass fishing trip.
...that black is the new black? Gothics worldwide are changing their wardrobe to bright colors.