What if things we take for granted were placed within the Star Wars universe? What would happen?10. Imagine the look on Jabba's face as the first Burger King on the planet opened in his own backyard.
9. Yoda races across the Temple grounds on a tricycle, followed by a gang of squealing younglings on similar means of transportation.
8. Soon after his mechanical limbs have been added to his body, Darth Vader insists that his mask needs a hole for a straw to drink his Diet Coke.
7. Padmé gets awarded for "best crying scene" for the Holonet Oscars.
6. Mace Windu keeps losing the keys to his speeder, and keeps finding them on his bedstand.
5. While they are setting up a trap for Luke Skywalker, Jabba's cellphone starts ringing, spoiling the surprise.
4. Every half hour, C-3PO insists that "a fatal exception has occured. Please shut down any running programs and restart your droid".
3. Palpatine is revealed to have had an "intimate" relationship with an intern on the Senate.
2. Yoda features in a commercial for a fruit drink that is said to "greatly enhance your life expectancy".
1. A young Anakin is expelled from the Jedi Order for not taking down the posters of semi-naked Senators from his dormroom walls.
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